Amazon shut in

A person who has no reason to leave the house, bathe, shave, or even change their clothes because that purchasable in life, which would normally take errands--and the social hygiene associated with same--can be ordered to their front door step from that "internet rain forest" which has all.
Dude, the dog smells better than you. When was the last time you showered?!

Dude: I think it was some time back in the "modem days" dude, I'm not sure! I'm an Amazon shut in!
by ribick November 21, 2019
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Volvo Amazon

A compoundly rounded, stylish somewhat Seussian Swedemobile. The "style" name for the Volvo 122 series, a mid-century car built when Sweden's roads were mostly unpaved. Tough, yet economical. Many daily drivers all over the globe. Other Volvo-lingo crossover, the Amazon can be a "Redblock", but is too round to be a "Brick." It was the first car to come with 3-point seatbelts. Many surviving examples on the US west Coast, especially Portland and Seattle. Driven in the US by folksingers, professors, artistic odd birds and off-gridders who also brew beer and ferment things. Driven in Europe and the rest of the world like a tough long-lasting car of economical size and disposition.
Check out that sick Volvo Amazon! It must be at least sixty years old.
by leftcoastranger August 02, 2022
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Amazon Threesome

A threesome involving three women. Bonus points if they are all tall and muscular.
"Change the subject Stan."

"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"

"They're my sisters Stan!"
by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015
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amazon

Dude you live in your van, where do you piss? I Amazon. I piss in a drink container.
by Karma Lodro April 27, 2021
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by nozamA January 31, 2022
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Amazon

To overcomplicate to the point of ridiculous blunder.

To reject all sense of reason, sensibility, or efficiency.
Wow, we just amazoned the hell out of that.
by Jerm Dogg Millionaire January 23, 2022
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Amazon!

When you throw a bottle of water that is partially full in the trash from a distance. like how people say "Kobe!" when they shoot for trash.
Jake threw a half full Gatorade bottle in the trash from across the room and yelled "Amazon!" Amazon is a company that works it's employees without appropriate bathroom breaks causing them to pee in water bottles.
by Leslie Nielsen October 18, 2021
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