Palm Abortion

"Man, fuck this shit I'm about to go drink some rum and perform a palm abortion!"

"Who needs a girlfriend when you can perform a palm abortion whenever you want?"

by ab421 September 10, 2011

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Ostrander Abortion

A driving maneuver that involves crashing a vehicle, hopefully causing its airbags to deploy into a pregnant woman's uterus with the intent of killing the fetus inside.

1: Hey, man, did you hear Dakota's pregnant again?

2: Maybe she should try getting an Ostrander Abortion and using the insurance money to buy condoms for next time.

by deskjet08 May 18, 2014

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To die under incredibly mysterious circumstances while being involved with the Clintons and having evidence of a crime, where no autopsy is allowed, and its always declared a suicide, "car accident," or "plane accident"

Joe: I found evidence of a Clinton crime! Billy: Stop! Don't say anything. A typical Arkansas Abortion involves 3 gunshots to the back of the head, a CIA controlled car wreck, or a gym accident after finding this evidence... you don't want that do you?

by Truthshallgetyousuicided November 22, 2017

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Albuquerque Abortion

Noun;
Name of a Sex Act,.:
The act of sucking your nut out of your partners vagina and spitting it in their face. Characterized by "sucking that shit dry", much like the desert city of Albuquerque.

"I gave my girl a creampie, but you know diapers be expensive, so I gave that bitch an Albuquerque Abortion."

by SirPhoque October 20, 2021

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abort an aberration

While doing something, to realize, through an epiphany, that it is meaningless/retargerous, and therefore abandon the project before it turns into a Frankenstein nightmare

I'd rather abort an aberration than go travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates

by Sexydimma August 13, 2016

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