The alpha male is an act that is performed by males usually in their teens and twenties who act tough, are loud, and have to be the center of attention or they feel insecure. When a man is successful and in his thirties he no longer acts this way because he has grown up and realized that the entire alpha male act is phony. When was the last time you saw a rich, successful man try to pick a fight??? Never. The only guys that do this are the losers that go to bars to take their anger out because they are angry inside for going nowhere in life.
35yr old alpha male at the bar,"I'm bald, fat, I make 7 dollars an hour and I work a job I hate...what are you looking at? Do you want to fight? I need to kick someones ass today because my boss ripped me an new asshole for burning the fries at McDonalds and I need to take it out on someone."
by Matt (Miggs) McMillin April 7, 2008
Get the alpha malemug. A large and generally overwhelming attack meant to disable or destroy an opponent quickly. Generally speaking it is the result of an overuse of large and powerful weaponry with a long refire in order to minimize penalties associated with said weapon systems.
Originally the term was used in the game Mechwarrior, but it has since migrated to become common usage in other mediums and genres.
Originally the term was used in the game Mechwarrior, but it has since migrated to become common usage in other mediums and genres.
by Nukeitall April 20, 2006
Get the Alpha strikemug. An alpha asshole is the biggest asshole of all. The one who is undeniably the biggest baddest douche around
by Imagenius1231 June 5, 2018
Get the alpha assholemug. Steve: How did you know which one is the alpha neck?
Randy: He's the one that is the loudest, pushiest and has his chest puffed out the farthest, it applies to the womenfolk as well.
Randy: He's the one that is the loudest, pushiest and has his chest puffed out the farthest, it applies to the womenfolk as well.
by Jinde Kush October 20, 2014
Get the alpha neckmug. by alpahsshs August 25, 2017
Get the alpha(name)mug. Entitled "Alpha" males (and females) who are more stupid than a bag of rocks and do not contribute to society in a positive way by any means. Steroid pushing muscle retards whos only arguement is how many more women they slept with. The dirt under boots of society who should not be allowed to reproduce.
"Look at Chad over there flexing his muscles every time he walks to a different weight machine. What an Alpha Scum."
by Tw1nm3t3or April 3, 2017
Get the Alpha Scummug. by motherhotbread June 20, 2015
Get the The Alpha Breadmug.