sweep the testicles

The act of sweeping the testicles

Bob: "Dude wanna catch a movie?"
Joe: "Nah, I gotta sweep the testicles first."

by Derek of the dominos January 10, 2014

giant elephant testicles

big balls

my dad has giant elephant testicles

by donkeyass876543 February 6, 2022

Squidward J. Q. Tentacles

Squidward's personality is grumpy, hot-tempered, selfish, nasty, unfriendly, and of course, miserable. In spite of this, he is still one of the most intelligent characters, and out of the ten major characters, he can be categorized as the most educated one, along with Sandy Cheeks (Carolyn Lawrence), Plankton (Douglas Lawrence), and Gary the Snail. He has a sarcastic attitude and sees others as uncivilized morons, while failing to accept his own personal shortcomings. Squidward sees himself as misunderstood and unappreciated, blaming society for his failures.

Random person: hey have you ever heard of the word Squidward J. Q. Tentacles
Random person:no

by the diarrhea king March 4, 2022

testacolies

Testacolies is the same as balls or nutsack

"that asshole just hit me in my testacolies"

by bud melba October 15, 2004

testaclit

A clit with testacles. Females with testaclits have balls, but no shaft.

Ann Coulter does not have a dick, per se. She is, however, the owner of a fine, fine testaclit.

by Harrison Greeley III November 21, 2010

Testicle Water

Semen, specifically watered down semen because of too much sex or the overheating of the male sex organ(s).

He fell asleep with his balls out and now all he can do is testicle water.

by Herovillain December 2, 2010

Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.

Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....

by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011