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gobshite tennis

Converation between a pair of domineering wankers or gobshites which resembles tennis in that they take turns talking shite to each other whilst everyone else looks on bored.
"I heard the party was in the kitchen"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"
by Clanvid November 26, 2006
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Tennille

When your having a psychic premonition that something something totally random is about to happen, and it does.
The other day I had such a Tennille. I was walking in the car park and stopped dead in my tracks when my intuition told me not to move. The next second a runaway shopping cart zoomed past me, missing me by an inch. My Tennille saved my life!
by EllinNet February 4, 2010
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Tenis

1.Replacing any insult, depleting any words that end in -enis.

2.Used to describe an unfortunate event that ended horribly.

3.A huge catastrophe, or mess.
1.Look at that creepy tenis, he should be charged for sexual harassment the way he is staring at those women.

2.My day was such a tenis, first i had a pop quiz in chemistry and then I went home only to find my mother reading my failing report card.

3.Lizzy and Ana both made a sticky tenis and had to clean it all up after they were through fooling around.
by BORETOS21 December 15, 2010
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ruby tennis bracelet

fisting a girl while on her period
Brady can't wait to give Angela a ruby tennis bracelet this month.
by Albomary August 22, 2011
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tennis stick

Lingo made popular by The Simpsons - more commonly referred to as a racquet.
Player 1: Did you bring your tennis stick?

Player 2: Nah, all I need is my racquet.

Player 1: Idiot.
by Bourkey July 6, 2008
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Tennian

1) A big time douchebag
2) The act of being a W
3) A small hobbit with a napoleon complex
a) Hey man, how was Toronto?

Response- It was crappy man, it rained all weekend, plus I got an std from the stripper man so tennian.

b) Man did that hobbit just come up to you and ask you out?

Response- yeah what douchebag he was being such a tennian.
by balls so hard August 22, 2012
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teniyah

She is a teniyah
by Thalia June 8, 2016
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