by The monkey expert February 16, 2022
Get the Monkey temple mug.These are the gray hairs that live above your sideburns, usually the first gray hairs to appear on a man that is destined to grow into Male Pattern Baldness. Temple grays frame the face, and in the early years can be described as distinguished, or senatorial. Temple grays are an indicator that worse is yet to come, and commonly precede the formation of the skullet, and flesh yarmulke, or cul-de-sac.
Younger Student One: Mmmm...my prof Roger looks so handsome with those temple grays, I think I want to mount him.
Younger Student Two: Better do it quick - before he grows one of those skullets!
Younger Student Two: Better do it quick - before he grows one of those skullets!
by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009
Get the temple grays mug.by pumpkinnnn February 3, 2021
Get the duck temple mug.A mysterious temple nobody knows much about, except that a strange group of hooded men practice the religion of "Tyquavionism" on Wednesdays at exactly 3:12 PM. Also, people named Tyson are not permitted, and you can only be allowed in if you possess the all-mighty Tar-Mobile.
Friend 1: "Hey, are you going to the Tyquavious Temple to practice Tyquavionism tomorrow?"
Friend 2: "If only I knew where it was, then I would. Also, it's only open on Wednesdays at that special minute; 3:12 PM."
Friend 1: "Oh yeah, I'm such an idiot...”
Friend 2: "If only I knew where it was, then I would. Also, it's only open on Wednesdays at that special minute; 3:12 PM."
Friend 1: "Oh yeah, I'm such an idiot...”
by owenwlsh February 15, 2025
Get the Tyquavious Temple mug.A ceremonial gathering of men that includes various prostrations under a setting of worship for the male body normally accompanied by a costly monthly subscription.
Likely a holy site for the twink variety.
Notable prostrations at these temples includes: lifting a heavy mass of weights designed specifically for the body part in question, running in place on a hamster like treadmill like device, taking muscle pumped selfies in front of a mirror.
Likely a holy site for the twink variety.
Notable prostrations at these temples includes: lifting a heavy mass of weights designed specifically for the body part in question, running in place on a hamster like treadmill like device, taking muscle pumped selfies in front of a mirror.
"Hey bro I'm about to get some prostrations in at the local Temple of the Gay"
"Hey man we should try and get in shape by joining our Temple of the Gay!"
"I've been feeling like fat piece of sh*t lately, I think I'm going to start my worship at the Temple of the Gay again"
"Hey man we should try and get in shape by joining our Temple of the Gay!"
"I've been feeling like fat piece of sh*t lately, I think I'm going to start my worship at the Temple of the Gay again"
by PeaceXLove777 February 27, 2021
Get the Temple of the Gay mug.A temple goddess is usually a young woman that finds herself being given authority over people because they are a part of a harem of the much older boss. When said boss allows the temple goddess to stray into one of his semi governed/mildly governed areas, she rules with complete authority; even if she is crap at her job.
Oh check out Taylor, just cos she sasashays in front of Mick like she’ll give him some, he gives her all the perks, and she gets to rule the rest of us with an iron rod.
Doesn’t mean that she doesn’t suck his cock though, just like a typical temple goddess
Doesn’t mean that she doesn’t suck his cock though, just like a typical temple goddess
by Lvica 613 August 23, 2021
Get the temple goddess mug.A complex corridor of tuff and stone, named as such for the multiple overarching cod-head statues that peer over the main hallway with their beady eyes. Built by Grian in Hermitcraft: Season 10 to attempt to manifest a Mending Book.
by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024
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