tater giant

the opposition of a tater tot, a tater giant is 2 to 3 times larger than a normal tater

Thats not a tater tot, thats a fuckin tater giant

by The Conninator August 5, 2007

Tater Totting

The act of taking a hit of weed from a potato

"That Okun kid is a tater totting champ! I saw him take hits from his Spud Gun"

by Forsberg July 23, 2012

Tater mashing

Southern slang used to say that a male is masturbating.

Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.

by heynow21 January 22, 2013

dick tater

A lazy jerk (couch potato) who refuses to get off his ass, lying around with his hand down his pants demanding that his woman fetch him things. Usually a sport of some kind is on the TV, like Nascar. You can spot the dick tater by his sweat stained white ribbed tank top and three day growth of stubble.

Funkstank: Gone'n git me anuther bud, woman, then you can suck on mah dick. I'm watching the daytona fivehunderd! Whooooo!

Cousin Betty: Hold yer horses, ya damn dick tater. I done getted that thar thang I ordered from ebay and I wanna try it on for ya.

Funkstank: Do it now, bitch or I'll give yer ass a tanning. Jump the fuck to it! The dick tater has spoken. Buuuurp.

by Princess Slayah July 24, 2009

Tabor

SUPER HOT MALE. Usualy very nice. and consiterate. can be annoying sometimes. but you get over it if people love you. Is usually loved

He is such a Tabor, he is just so nice, I love him

by HAHAHSJKGU IG HBFUIGTBUNB May 27, 2009

Tabor Academy

A college prep school located in Marion Massachusetts. Decent academics, great sports, no art, and a strict dress-code. The population consists primarily of rich kids, overachievers, jocks, and fashionable Asians. The guys tend to be pretentious, somewhat intelligent, fit but not horribly attractive, and basically douchebags. Some of the male dorms are pretty gay. The girls are equally pretentious, extremely attractive, more focused on schoolwork, and don't wear skirts that fit the knee-length dress code. Each one owns a pair of Uggs and something with horizontal stripes. The food is good, especially white pizza Thursday and cookie Monday, but occasionally a bit repetitive. Avoid the caesar salad. People usually hook up in Hoyt or in the laundry room under the Chapel. Everyone likes to brag about something, from their academic achievements to just how loaded they are. Clubs are basically a joke and none of them meet after the first week. Nearly everyone is heterosexual and has a Twitter. Rumors spread very fast, so people say that the walls are thin. No one really understands the website, especially the teachers.

Tabor Girl: Wow I can't believe I just got dresscoded by insert teacher here! He/she must really hate me! I can't believe Tabor Academy lets them do this!
Not Tabor Girl: Well maybe it's because your skirt doesn't cover your ass.

by totes not a windmill January 26, 2013

tater teabag

When your dog wakes you up in the morning by jumping up on the bed and banging his sack on your forehead.

"My poor girlfried, she got the old tater teabag this morning - boy was she pissed!"

by Dirty Nick January 12, 2006