A urinal talker is a guy who makes small talk with you while he is using the urinal next to you. The urinal talker will say things like “boy, we're really having some weather today” or “work has been really going rough all day today” and other similar small talk while you are trying to concentrate on peeing.
A urinal talker was making small talk with me at the urinal next to me, and I'm thinking “man, will you shut the fuck up and let me pee!”
by Bill Beef August 16, 2025
Get the Urinal talkermug. When one is talking out of ones ass.
When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.
Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.
When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.
Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.
by snoogns355 March 25, 2010
Get the handstand talkermug. Someone who completely and publicly says and states real things.
Furthermore, this guys is certainly presumed to remain alone and wank ever after due to his excessively stupid sincerity.
Furthermore, this guys is certainly presumed to remain alone and wank ever after due to his excessively stupid sincerity.
by Pepe Pham October 7, 2018
Get the real talkermug. by DeathScrolls October 31, 2015
Get the Snob Talkermug. This describes a driver of a vehicle who feels they MUST turn their head and look at other people in the vehicle to talk to them. For some reason they don't understand that the passengers can STILL hear them even if they talk while looking at the road in front of them!
"Mom, can you drive me to practice? I hate going with dad because he's a look-talker."
"Don't be silly, just go with your dad."
*My dad driving me to practice. Car meanders all over the road while he look-talks*
<Turns to me> Son... <faces front>
<Turns to me> I was wondering... <faces front>
<Turns to me> if you could mow... <faces front>
<Turns to me> the lawn this afternoon... <faces front>
<Turns to me> because it's getting... <faces front>
<Turns to me> a little bit... <faces front>
<Turns to me> long.... <faces front>
"Don't be silly, just go with your dad."
*My dad driving me to practice. Car meanders all over the road while he look-talks*
<Turns to me> Son... <faces front>
<Turns to me> I was wondering... <faces front>
<Turns to me> if you could mow... <faces front>
<Turns to me> the lawn this afternoon... <faces front>
<Turns to me> because it's getting... <faces front>
<Turns to me> a little bit... <faces front>
<Turns to me> long.... <faces front>
by T3chTon1c May 3, 2024
Get the Look-talkermug. by vkscott May 8, 2022
Get the meme talkermug. "Talker is the best Youtuber ever!''
by anonymous August 30, 2022
Get the Talkermug.