(T.C.B) Tactical cock-block

basically its a planned cockblock and requires the utmost creativity and epicness to pull one off. but instead of ruining the mood you just completely make it impossible.

ok ok so jimmy finally got that chick down to the apartment. so right b4 they start makin out, lets axe bomb and shaving cream bomb the room theyre in.

they do it.

she runs of screaming.

guys yell"oh yeah no chica for him tonight."

and since i have to include the whole word in here (T.C.B) tactical cock-block

by tcb master September 20, 2011

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Tactical nap

1. The act of using your time wisely and napping instead of doing nothing.

Time for a tactical nap before the movie starts.

by Ta53r_ka1n March 21, 2011

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Tactical wank

A type of wank that is performed in anticipation of an iminant sexual encounter. By having a tactical wank, you save your self from busting quick when your iminant sexual encounter occurs.

Johnny: What are you up to?

TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.

Johnny: Smart move, champ.

by .xx xx. January 12, 2016

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Tactical precum

A tactical treat that cannot be beat, served in vials across the street.

“No! You can not sell tactical precum to kindergartners!
“Why not?”

by Ember2047 March 10, 2021

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Tactical Knife

An attachment for handguns in Modern Warfare 2. This attachment decreases knife recovery speed by 200% and lunge length by 1 foot. Frowned upon in online competitive matches.

I hate this n00b with his Tactical Knife......

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

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