On the set of the Punisher II:
Director - "Has anyone seen Tom Jane in a couple days?"
Unctuous movie extra - "I heard Vin Diesel pulled a Tokyo Drifter on his tight ass!"
Director - "Has anyone seen Tom Jane in a couple days?"
Unctuous movie extra - "I heard Vin Diesel pulled a Tokyo Drifter on his tight ass!"
by Pelvis Cockstello April 22, 2010
by Dickie Moist November 06, 2003
Its a three step process
1) First, you must be having sex with your partner on the beach.
2) Second, You must blow your load on (his/her) face
3) finally, Grab a handful of sand it throw it in your partner's face so that it sticks
1) First, you must be having sex with your partner on the beach.
2) Second, You must blow your load on (his/her) face
3) finally, Grab a handful of sand it throw it in your partner's face so that it sticks
by Numbahhh 1 November 10, 2010
In this sexually explicit act, the guilty party takes excessive amounts of anti-constipation medicine prior to being anally penetrated which consequently induces the projection of liquid excrement all over the genital area of the sodomite when penetration occurs.
Can you believe that guy responsible for censoring allowed Conan O'Brien to talk about the Tokyo Sandblaster on TV tonight?
by holyshiite November 10, 2010
A term created by Conan O'Brian on his second show on TBS; most likely meaning a spray of seminal fluids into the face and/or eyes of a woman from Tokyo.
"How about the Tokyo Sandblaster?" - Conan O'Brian
by COCOfan4lyfe November 11, 2010
The act of shrinking testicles in cold water then stroking the penis with an abrasive until ejaculation.
Carl was wary of the long term prospects for the relationship when his blind date offered to give him the old Tokyo Sandblaster.
by Bownz November 12, 2010
Tokyo Sandblaster refers to the act of eating at an Asian buffet and later projectile diarrheaing onto your partner’s face or chest. This works best in conjunction with a helicopter dismount. The Tokyo Sandblaster can also be skillfully transitioned into a Cleveland Steamer.
by SFLTimmay November 10, 2010