i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011

To Go Keanu

To totally kick someone's arse, especially when using Matrix-like skills.

As a past verb: "Holy shit, did you see that guy go Keanu on his ass!?"
Present tense: "Fuck, he's going Keanu on that guy's ass!
Future tense: "I'm so going to go Keanu on his ass when I see him next."

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 28, 2007

to go up tottenham court road

anal sex

i had a good date last night, i got her to go up tottenham court road

by mydak January 2, 2011

togots

a gang bein of boys tryin b actin black evn do day be crackas day cant b helpin it do so don trip boo n represent;a group of teenage boys usally in their early 20's who are dumb as fuck and think they are hot shit;WhA!!!i don b noin dis 1 saray playa

togots b messn you up! Nigga' wha'!;you better be keeping your shit in line;aw Dis b being al bad nig

by Jermain March 16, 2004

Skew-her to go

When a Mexican girl is being penetrated by a horse and all of a sudden the stud gets startled. The poor Mexican has no choice but to reach up to the stirrups and hold on for dear life while the horse gallops into the sunset with a she is skewered on the end of his boner.

The rodeo took a turn for the worse when lupita became got skew-her to go. #truelove

by The bleached asshole July 3, 2014

I went to go get a soda

Guy code to indicate that the user is going to watch porn.

Past tense: I went to go get a soda

Present tense: I'm getting a soda

Future tense: I'm going to go get a soda

Girlfriend: why haven't you answered any of my calls?
Boyfriend: oh, I went to go get a soda

Girlfriend: oh, okay

by WeKnow. May 27, 2015

Bout to go hard in the paint.

Going hard in the paint means “i’m feeling this situation and I’m about to go hard in the paint. Meaning, I’m about to make it do what it do. “NOW WHAT?”

Tonight I’m about to go hard in the paint. Make it do what it do.

by Chasedogg50 February 20, 2021