teeter totter

1. A toy found on a playground.
2. A person who likes to ride the ass of a same sex partner, a faggot.
3. The act of butt-fucking.

1. Lets go play on the teeter totter.
2. That guy is a teeter totter.
3. He wants to teeter totter all over you rectum.

by Brandon B. October 15, 2003

Tottenham hotspurs

The biggest bottlers in the whole of English football always believing they are better then anyone else without actually winning anything.

They love to pretend they aren't bothered by West Ham United but they constantly try to prove to West Ham fans that West Ham are their cup final team when really Tottenham Hotspurs are just another team that happens to play in the same league and city. It's well known that West Ham fan's biggest fiercest rivalry is Millwall, they even hate minnows Sheffield United more.

I hope they don't bottle it again like Tottenham Hotspurs arrogant fuckers

by Spurzy_cannot_win_a_thing February 11, 2019

totty

A term of endearment

Aww, suuuuch a totty!

by fritzl July 5, 2012

totty

the Scottish nickname given to a person with an abnormally sized head- usually in the shape of a potato.

alright totty bud, long time no see shegs

by spobs November 22, 2017

Mary Toft

To pull a prank with extraordinary dedication. Named after Mary Toft, who stuck rabbit parts up her vagina and convinced English royal surgeons that she was giving birth to half-rabbits.

A dedicated prank is a dedicated prank, but it takes a real Mary Toft to stick rabbit parts up your vagina.

See: Mary_Toft on Wikipedia

by rabbitrabbitrabbitrabbit October 8, 2010

tottenham fan

A fan who probably has brain damage and weights over 500 kg

Haruki is such a tottenham fan, lol.

by ProudGregKoDisrespector October 3, 2021

TOFTI

Too Old For The Internet - Someone that is unable to keep up with the speed of memes.

Jesus, my dad is such a TOFTI he's still trying to rickroll people like it's 2007 and he doesn't even know to disguise the url.

by edydantes November 12, 2010