Alabama Rodeo

The act of having sexul intercourse with your wife or girlfriend in the doggy position. You then grab a fist full of hair and start repetedly moaning and screaming her sisters name over & over again until an attempt is made to throw you off.

You: "Oh Rhianon! YES RHIANON!"
Your wife, Dana "What the actual fuck? When did this become an Alabama Rodeo!?"

by Hackpwn July 6, 2021

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auger rodeo

Auger rodeo: a well celebrated sport everywhere in Canada and also Nebraska where bored as fuck ice fisherman sit on top of ice augers and go full throttle, last one on wins bragging rights and a keg of bud.

Dude, what the fuck are those two dudes doing on the ice?
jackass that's an auger rodeo in progress, up in welland that shits bigger than hockey

by Homicidal toddler November 5, 2017

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Rodeo Hoe

A white trash, redneck girl. She usually is wearing cowboy boots, short-shorts, and pink camo. She uses slang from the south and hangs around boys with rusty trucks. She's alot of fun for one night but not girlfriend material because she cant hold a conversation and has the IQ of a broken stick.

"That girl is a rodeo hoe."
"Man..there's alot of rodeo hoes in here."

by CRenn September 29, 2018

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rhinestone rodeo

fancy western attire only worn by a bronc, mariachi band member, or pageant contestant; often accented with fringe, rhinestones, sequins, and/or heavy embroidery.

My bronc neighbor plays cumbia music in the driveway and is always dressed in rhinestone rodeo clothes.

by Sunny Southern Cali Bunny February 9, 2010

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rodeo dentistry

When a dentist is trying to work on a (non sedated) kid, but they are squirming and bucking around like a wild horse. Has the potential to be a safety issue.

Dentist: Oh no, it's the Smith's kid. Last time we saw him, it turned into rodeo dentistry, maybe I'll suggest nitrous or sedation to the parents

by BKT123 October 12, 2017

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