reverse houdini

Sexual manuever performed in doggy style position. Like its namesake, the houdini, it involves deception. Instead of spitting on the fair maiden's back and blowing your baby batter into her oblivious mug, the fluids swap roles. At critical mass a) withdrawal thy staff and deposit your sticky white love piss abound her dorsal region followed by b) a hearty dose of saliva (spit) in her face. "Viola": a mystical sleight of hand for children of all ages.

"David Copperfield is a pussy."- Harry (Hairy) Houdini

"Do you believe in magic, and I hope you do...!!!"-Ronald McDonald prior to issuing a reverse houdini.

by Janjigian April 26, 2006

Water Reverser

Something that people in the lower hemisphere attach to their toilets to make the water drain counterclockwise. Basically, it makes their toilets American.

Haha! Water Reversers are really becoming a trend in Brazil

by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

reverse Michaelangelo

A dump so toxic and heinous that it takes paint OFF of walls as opposed to putting it ON walls, like the artist did.

"Dude, after that fish taco? I seriously laid a reverse Michaelangelo up on the can."

dump, shit, defecation

by Holden_Magroin May 9, 2010

Reverse Grenade

Crazy woman. Doesn't explode until you stick your pin in it.

Person 1: What happened to that girl from last weekend? She was a dime, man.
Person 2: Yeah, but I caught her boiling bunnies in the basement. She was a reverse grenade.

by metalhead216 August 25, 2016

Reverse Cthulhu

When someone jams multiple penises into their mouth at once. Resembling the Lovecraftian God Cthulhu, but in reverse since the tentacles (penises) are going into the mouth instead of out.

At the gangbang, TJ reverse Cthulhu-ed 15 guys!

by MFLongHair May 25, 2011

Reverse Sneez

When you nut in a girl's nostril.

"Yo bro, I just hit her with dat Reverse Sneez",

by Boat_Malone December 28, 2019

Reverse Samson

The act of a long haired man, who is struggling in some aspect of his life, cutting his long hair and regaining his awesome strength and ability.

Man, Jeff Locke is pitching terribly lately.
Yeah I know. Maybe needs to do a reverse Samson.

by PGH15213 September 11, 2013