A town in central Iowa with a population of about 3500. Surrounded by 500 miles of corn in all directions, located right on highway 35. Home to some of the most condescending asshole hillbillies you'll ever meet. Some of the attractions of this town include Kum and Go, The Carousel(which is only interesting to Chinese tourist), and the two parks located in the middle of town. The only reason anyone ever comes to this town is to stop and eat at one of the many poorly managed restaurant along the interstate. Living here is atrocious, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone with a steady income and a good head on their shoulders. The people there are weird, deranged, and want nothing to do with outsiders. The cops are absolute assholes, and the school system is an utter joke. And living there, even for a short period of time, will bore you to death. The only thing to do in Story City is to be a drunken, drug addicted hick. I would recommend avoiding this town, or any town north of Ames along interstate 35, until at least Albert Lea, Minn.
Tourist: So what do people from Story City Iowa do?
Story City Resident: Umm, not much, I've pretty much been sitting in my apartment smoking Crystal Meth for the past 10 years. So, that's about all there is to do here.
Story City Resident: Umm, not much, I've pretty much been sitting in my apartment smoking Crystal Meth for the past 10 years. So, that's about all there is to do here.
by ChicagoTribune May 06, 2013
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025
The act of putting soup in your romantic partners asshole, and then having them blast it on to your face. Usually a sexual act.
Mark: Hey man what happened to my Campbells Chicken Noodle?
Steve: Oh sorry man, Becky came over and gave me an Iowa City Gimlet with it.
Steve: Oh sorry man, Becky came over and gave me an Iowa City Gimlet with it.
by Mimi’s polygottus October 05, 2022
Lenox has some of the most badass highschoolers who like to go out and party, Lenox is pretty boring but one of the best small towns. FBGM
by Yuhh April 09, 2021
woodburn, iowa has about 100 people, most of them rednecks. Most of the girs are sluts and the guys will do anything for a beer. Theres no stores only a bar and a church. So everyone can go to church and then go have a beer. Theres a rodeo every summer so if your a cowboy or cowgirl yee haaa
by hottmama21 June 07, 2009
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