Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
by Pensisnep October 14, 2021
Get the Destroyer of Tablesmug. by Daltar August 22, 2017
Get the daltar the destroyermug. when a woman's vagina has teeth and has at least mangled 20+ or more male penis's. Becoming the modern Thot medusa of the new modern era.
For example
"My friend james charles fell into the legs of "wee wee destroyer" , he ended up sadly being gay afterwards to cope with his loss of said penis"
"My friend james charles fell into the legs of "wee wee destroyer" , he ended up sadly being gay afterwards to cope with his loss of said penis"
by NOHEAT AGENT 21 December 7, 2019
Get the Wee wee destroyermug. by Alleycat849 June 6, 2023
Get the Alvin the pussy destroyermug. A Fanny destroyer is a person who takes sexual acts to the max and put the girl in such a state where she is unable to walk.
by Pashleu December 21, 2015
Get the fanny destroyermug. she is so annoying and destroyable, i hate her!
by willywonkaaaa November 20, 2020
Get the destroyablemug. Big chunky fat fugly woman
with the biggest ego bigger than will smith
they also think they can pull any man in the world making them delusional
with the biggest ego bigger than will smith
they also think they can pull any man in the world making them delusional
Gorlock the destroyer: I can pull any boy you John are a ugly boy.
John: you can only pull a glazed double chunk chocolate .
John: you can only pull a glazed double chunk chocolate .
by ilikemyquesodrippybruh November 28, 2024
Get the Gorlock the destroyermug.