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that's what she said

something you say when someone says something that a woman would say during sex.
it wont work if they are actually talking about sex.
"Just stick it in there, that's what she said"
by kirbythefootballplaya January 6, 2013
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That's what

The shortened version of That's what she said (aka TWSS), for use when in a professional setting. The benefit of saying "that's what" is that people who understand TWSS jokes will naturally fill in the implied "she said" whereas others will think nothing of the statement.

Using "that's what" is superior to TWSS for three reasons. It's shorter to blurt out and therefore wittier (the "twiss" pronunciation is hardly understood yet), it's ambiguous and may refer to that's what he said without thinking about it beforehand, and it allows the user to easily brush it off as an accidental exclamation or the beginning of another sentence.

May also occur accidentally at work or school after a weekend bachelor/bachelorette party where "That's what she said" jokes run rampant and the speaker catches themselves before the full phrase comes out.
Boss, in a company meeting: "The product needs to grow bigger and faster to meet our customer's needs"
Employee, back from Vegas: "That's what - " (stops abruptly, friends snicker)
Boss: "What was that?"
Employee: "Oh, er... I was just going to say, 'that's what I was thinking' "
Boss: "Excellent!"

Professor: "Everyone did great on the midterm which concludes the first part of our semester. You're a third in already - and it's not even getting hard yet!"
Student: "That's what..." (students laugh, but the professor ignores it because they generally ignore students anyway)
by Slansing March 5, 2010
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That's what Rush Limbaugh Said

A similar thing you say after somebody else says something just like that's what she said.
Guy 1- “ yo man dat Obama dude is really fuckin shit up in office man” guy 2- “That's What Rush Limbaugh said."
by Chadmattandrob.com July 3, 2010
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That's What Tiger Said

Like 'That's What She Said' but instead of 'She', it is replaced with Tiger Woods. Used when something sexual a guy would say because, well, Tiger didn't stop at 3 hoes like Santa Clause.
(Saturday Night Live)

Annoucer: Lets take a look at the hole w/ our arial camera
Girl: Haha, That's what Tiger said!
by LaFawnduh69 July 4, 2010
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That's what I said last Monday

A prickish statement brimming with undertones of adoration, playfulness and belonging often used in lieu of the longer and more appropriate: "That's what I so poorly tried to explain last Monday, but failed at when I got caught up in your smile. I am so impressed that you came to the same conclusion, if only you could see my smile instead of hearing the mumble of my foot in my mouth."
Her: *Heartfelt sentiment*

Him: "That's what I said last Monday"

<Mood is killed>

Her: "Who says that?"
by WhoIsthisIs November 2, 2009
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that's what she said

something that is much funnier when the preceding phrase can in no way be construed as innuendo...... in-ur-endo!
Professor: ...and that is the Big Bang Theory.
Student: (nonchalantly) Yes, that's what she said.
by Albert. R January 15, 2008
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that's what she said

turning a everyday sentence into something hillarious.
by chris35 January 16, 2011
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