sweaty jew

when your asshole gets really hot and sweaty

man my sweaty Jew was getting really bad today I soaked my underwear

by reading book October 12, 2016

The Sweaty Mexican

The act of binge eating Mexican food with the sole intent to get the screaming shits and later on, swipe someone who has pissed you off nose through your pudding blaster like a credit card. Leaving refried beans and charmin on their face.

Dude:1 can you believe my dad made me mow grass?
Dude2: that's bullshit, let's go to El Toril and later on you can give that mother fucker the sweaty Mexican!
Dude1: lets go fam!

by turnitloose June 11, 2016

sweaty slit

A sweaty slit is a mans penis slit and is very sweaty and stinky.

His never getting a blowjob again he has a sweaty slit.

by Sweatyslit August 23, 2017

Sweaty Duchess

Proper Noun: Queen of the Grapevine, master manipulator. keeper of secrets. Covets Huckleberry Finn and his Fucklord 50KK

Geoffrey: Yo dude, I'll let you in on a secret, but you have to promise not to tell... *looks around covertly* ... the Sweaty Duchess
Sweaty Duchess: DID SOMEBODY SAY SECRET?????????
Geoffrey: AA FUCK RUN DUDE SHE's COMINGGGggjdgsdG:Gsdgds
Sweaty Duchess: *cleansing hands of residual blood* sorry sis. no secrets in this house

by Just another CFG December 30, 2018

Sweaty Henson

A hereditary venereal disease that afflicts the male body and causes it to produce copious amounts of perspiration at the slightest bit of physical exertion.

Oh man, Mark just carried some boxes across the parking lot. He’s gonna have a bad case of Sweaty Henson later…

by The Ridger July 21, 2022

Sweaty Indian

Any protruding solid log of fecal matter. Usually one which requires heavy physical exertion to contain within one’s anal grasp.

Kaben: “what’s going on with Braden?”
Rich: “I don’t really know he is concentrating on something pretty hard”
Kaben: “Must have a sweaty indian”

by NeusFear April 29, 2022

sweaty-kevin

When you have been out in the sun for so long that your taint is mess of ass juice and ball sweat.

After his round of golf in 90 degree heat his pants were clearly marked with a sweaty-kevin.

by buzztroll November 17, 2022