purple headed yogurt slinger

penis, booner, dick, cock, padro, pecker, winer, johnson, mr. mushroom head, anaconda, baby arm, baby maker, bud, chub, ding-a-ling, dong, hard on, jimmy,joystick,

look at that purple headed yogurt slinger

by jackoff jacobs October 16, 2009

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Simply, an ejaculation.

Just thinking about Mary gave Mark a purple headed yogurt slinger.

by Sadie Belle August 7, 2006

dildo slinger

To be a slinger of a dildo; at others, usually in a comical fashion.

That dude is a dildo slinger, he almost hit Tiquisha!

by Heineken24 May 17, 2006

Custard slinger

Cum shot

Get ready for the custard slinger

by Btod January 7, 2014

New york slinger

when you get a cripple in a body cast and cut a hole where his/her ass/vagina is and you fuck them, then proceed to cum in both of his/her eyes and make a sling for them out of your underwear.

i totally new york slingered that girl last night.

by Christopher F October 8, 2007

Opinion-slinger

A person who, by nature of their status or job, expesses their views in mass media without attempting to back up their assertions. Usually their assertion includes fairly incindiary accusations against someone or some political position they do not like. In other words, they make up something and say it on the air or in print with no proof or at best, very poorly constructed reasoning. These people can be professionally paid to provide opinions or simply be trying to push public opinion away from their political opposition.

Well-known Opinion-slingers: Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Keith Olbermann, Bill O'Reilly, Rachel Maddow, Joe Scarborough, Chris Matthews, Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin, Tom Delay, Ralph Nader

by MasonsGhost March 8, 2010

pie slinger

another term used for a pizza delivery guy.

Guy #1: Hey have you seen Fred Roberts lately?

Guy #2: Yeah, he's a pie slinger for pizza hut.

by Sebastian Bonaparte May 12, 2008