Older sibling: *comes in room*
Me: what do you want
Older sibling: *just stands there*
Me: get out!
Older sibling: *gets out and LEAVES THE DOOR FKING OPEN*
Me: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR
Older sibling: hey wanna get starbucks
Me: yes let’s go
*dies laughing in car*
Me: what do you want
Older sibling: *just stands there*
Me: get out!
Older sibling: *gets out and LEAVES THE DOOR FKING OPEN*
Me: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR
Older sibling: hey wanna get starbucks
Me: yes let’s go
*dies laughing in car*
by Urlocalidiottt:) November 20, 2023

by DropTheDie August 2, 2022

My sibling is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

A sibling is a blood-related person to you, a creature that will haunt you each day. It hunts you down, sly and careful not to make a scene.
"Siblings are horrible creatures."
"A sibling is a blood-related monster."
"My sibling is an annoying witch."
"A sibling is a blood-related monster."
"My sibling is an annoying witch."
by anonymous June 22, 2024

This is the sibling who has been through a lot. Maybe they were bullied? Or the family gaslights them? But at the end of the day this is the sibling who asks out. Who rebels the most. Often they are used as the family’s ‘punching bag’. Often the family will shift its focus from the real issues to this child. The family priorities pointing out this child’s mistakes to the real issue. They are the child that the family reflects their insecurities onto. They get blamed for their family’s mistakes.
Shame she’s the scapegoat of the family
That poor kid has to put up with her family’s crap! What a scapegoat sibling.
That poor kid has to put up with her family’s crap! What a scapegoat sibling.
by Freya_2777 May 12, 2023

I love my sibling, but I swear to god if they touch my things while I’m gone I’m going to shoot them.
by Random_person7653 April 7, 2024

My double-sibling-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
