1. Stop posting pictures of your diseased cum stump on here!
2. Guy: I got a big dick.
Girl: Prove it.
Guy: *Removes Pants*
Girl: HAHAHAHA!! That little thing is nothing more than a cum stump!
2. Guy: I got a big dick.
Girl: Prove it.
Guy: *Removes Pants*
Girl: HAHAHAHA!! That little thing is nothing more than a cum stump!
by Tactical Taco September 16, 2016
Get the cum stumpmug. Billy and Christopher did some light stump grinding in the living room after the movie ended before making their way to the bedroom to make love.
by Jb money October 18, 2017
Get the Stump grindmug. When someone seals up their cleftal horizon, most commonly known as their "ass crack" with duct tape or any object to block any view of the cleftal horizon to where a weird liquid starts seeping out of it for someone to give it a taste.
"Damn bro, that Sex Stump looks TASTY"
"Gonna Sex Stump this afternoon. Hopefully, get some syrup out of it"
"Gonna Sex Stump this afternoon. Hopefully, get some syrup out of it"
by Udirt January 5, 2022
Get the Sex Stumpmug. “Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin “
“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard
“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard
by Mctut December 20, 2020
Get the Stump wankmug. A person who is usually on the chubby side who has a neck that looks like a tree stump aka stump neck.
by MichaelGregory February 12, 2015
Get the stump neckmug. When an Apple Genius from the Apple Store genius bar does not know the answer to the question, or solution to the problem.
When you are a confused "stumped genius" from the Apple store you will most likely turn to your co-genius and reply with, "That's weird, right?"
by unsatisfied apple customer March 8, 2011
Get the Stumped Geniusmug. searching for the remaining tips or "stumps" of blunts from prior blunts smoked when you're otherwise completely outta weed
by Fundo88 June 21, 2023
Get the blunt-stumpingmug.