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Stoke

A chavvy school full of stoke , devonport and swiley chavs . A school in stoke where all years think they are superior , despite being absolute jeremy kyle material.
Uh oh the stoke chavs are ‘ere , lets leave
by Stokechav April 1, 2019
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Stokes

We were planning a guys weekend at the cottage but Duncan pulled a Stokes after saying he would be there.
by Cubby460 July 12, 2020
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Stokes

a great guy who likes to build and talk about robots. doesn't sleep but is somehow always wide awake. he is a very adventurous and free spirited person who likes to be with friends. A stoke is a good person. Merry Christmas .
by shelsan100 April 10, 2021
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Noah stokes

Also known as creature, crack and pee girl. The act of being too intoxicated and letting the worst side of you out. There is no limit to what or who you will pee on.
“Bro I brought this girl home last night and see Noah stokes me”
by Peegirl9000 October 12, 2019
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Gettin Stoked

Skater phrase.

Typically used by Skaters that know whats comin' at them.
If they expect a new shoe, dvd, deck to come out.
Guy #1: Gettin Stoked.

Guy #2: Why man?

Guy #1: New Eastside decks are coming soon.
by imurmother April 21, 2010
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Stoke Fan

A glory hunting fuckwit who does not yet realise that their team "Stoke City" is long past its sell-by date. They meet on a weekly basis at the local circus, also referred to as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team well known for its hideous combination of red and white that are their colours. Not to mention that rabid hippo that is the pinnacle of this cult. Stoke Fans get a boner once said hippo is spotted.
Look! A wild Stoke fan emerging from the tip!
by Wehatestoke September 29, 2022
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Jordan stokes

Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
Can you hear that fapping? Must be Jordan stokes dad
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
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