Simpleton of Wellington

A foolish person

Adam Cordy is the Simpleton of Wellington

by The imple December 17, 2019

Shimples

A frog eating beast from new zealand.

All of the frogs feared encounters with Shimples.

by Brosef Wiener February 13, 2020

simple gameplay

an exiting phrase stating an "effortless victory" (sarcasm, normally).
an alternative for "gg ez."

josh: simple gameplay
shane: shut the fuck up

by archimedes1 December 8, 2020

simple-hairing

The act of making a blunder, making a mistake, but in ridiculous way.
The word takes its history in russian language where the verb "опростоволоситься" was originally an act of occasional showing your hairs to strangers, which was welcomed in times of ancient Rus'. Later this verb became a synonym of making of ridiculous mistake.

- Hey, John, this beauty is seeing that you're staring at her. What a simple-hairing!

by sashagerm October 23, 2023

mad-simple-crazy

Used to define an object or an act that is so simple you'de have to be literally brainless to not be able to figure it out.

Man 1: Dude, wtf? How do you fix this?
Man 2: Aw man, this thing is mad-simple-crazy, dawg.

by LC Head August 15, 2007

tower of annoyingly simple trials

It's the tutorial tower in a Roblox game called Juke's Towers of Hell, or JToH for short.

do this as your first tower or else

P1: Hey bro what tower ya doin?
P2: tower of annoyingly simple trials.
P1: oh ok cool

by Phyxfg July 1, 2022

simple plan

A band that makes me ashamed to become Canadian. Their lead singer sounds like fucking Spongebob and the other band mates were probably taught how to play by Good Charlotte(gay fags). I would like to kick their balls if they had any.

Me: What are you doing after school?
Simple Plan fan: I'm going to a Simple Plan concert.
Me: Why are you wasting your life?

by JustinLL November 10, 2006