Almond Steamer

When you drink a hot beverage -- preferably the eponymous almond steamer -- and then blow on a woman's clitoris.

Laura spent the night and I woke her up with coffee and an almond steamer.

by stupid sexy flanders June 12, 2018

ullswater steamer

A cleveland steamer but performed in the Lake District, UK.
The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

Managed to get an Ullswater steamer on our lass last night eh lad

by jizzytissues July 1, 2018

Sutton steamer

Sutton steamer is similar in meaning to the cleavland steamer only performed by the people of sutton in the isle.

John told me he gave her the old sutton steamer on their first date.

by Meetpetethemeat September 30, 2018

Garry steamer

When you go to piss outside and it starts steaming hence the Garry steamer

Ollie : starts pissing in the cold

Sam : are you doing a Garry steamer ?

Ollie : yeh man

by Garry steamer November 15, 2019

Holland steamer

A sexual act in which an apple pie is eaten before performing a blowjob.

"Last night that Virginia chick gave me a Holland steamer; I still have pie crust in my foreskin!"

by Madongola November 18, 2019

Riding in a steamer

Driving in a stolen vehicle

Mane shit went down last night we had to leave the crime scene riding in a steamer

by 187inProgress May 28, 2019

moscow steamer

When you take a steamed bagel and shove it up your asshole later to be consumed through the butthole by a consenting partner.

I got fucked up last night and had a Moscow steamer with these 3 dimes.

by Dmanz345 April 21, 2019