raunchy steak

a steak that looks and smells sketchy and tough (hence coming from a dead cow) but tastes great.

He had a really raunchy steak but everybody wanted a piece of his meat.

by apebutt June 19, 2011

Steak stain

The moist part of your anus that is always itchy and must be smelt after scratching

Also the part of your arse that looks like it’s had 12 minutes on the sunbed

Fuck me my steak stain is itchy

by Wiggle sniffer December 4, 2021

Pink steak

When in reference to cunnilingus; a vagina that would be considered A+ in appearance, texture, color, aroma and moisture level. A true prize for the connoisseur of oral sex.

Joe ate Sally's pink steak.

by DITCH CREEK OUTFITTERS LLC September 30, 2016

Obama Steak

A Big Fat Black Presidential Cock....sometimes dipped in honey.

Ever since spending twenty years in a federal penitentiary, Billy still enjoys an Obama Steak night.

by Dennis Carlo January 21, 2021

Trunk steak

frozen steak sold door-to-door, usually from the trunk of a disreputable-looking salesman's car.

A shady-looking salesman came into my work today trying to sell me some nasty frozen trunk steak!

by nagemnoodlum February 16, 2012

blowing the steak

Properly used to define spending money, but suddenly it means a blow job.

"I heard that last night Kyle was blowing the steak.."
"Dude; he's a fag."

by def. not tori April 18, 2009

flanking the steak

the process of cupping your hand and rubbing up and down on your penis i.e. masturbation

"sometimes, flanking the steak is best while eating that narly tunafish."

by sir sploogalot June 30, 2007