When two or more people change their myspace status' to insults directed at other people. Other people may join resulting in two sides going at each other. Often very entertaining to watch
by benny j 94 December 22, 2008
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(masculine form)
1 - A complete toolbag who updates his status on Facebook to the definition of his name on urbandictionary.com. However, this toolbag only selects a definition that says he is a stud, has a huge penis, and/or is great in bed. This toolbag is prone to skipping over the definitions that reveal he has friction burns on his palms because he cannot get a date.
(feminine form)
1 - A shallow and insecure woman who updates her status on Facebook to the definition of her name on urbandictionary.com. She only selects the ones that say how sexy she is, even though she isn't. She occassionally chooses the ones that say how slutty she is because she thinks it is sooooooo funny. Little does she know she will now never get a real job that doesn't require her to use her mouth in the "service" industry.
(masculine form)
1 - A complete toolbag who updates his status on Facebook to the definition of his name on urbandictionary.com. However, this toolbag only selects a definition that says he is a stud, has a huge penis, and/or is great in bed. This toolbag is prone to skipping over the definitions that reveal he has friction burns on his palms because he cannot get a date.
(feminine form)
1 - A shallow and insecure woman who updates her status on Facebook to the definition of her name on urbandictionary.com. She only selects the ones that say how sexy she is, even though she isn't. She occassionally chooses the ones that say how slutty she is because she thinks it is sooooooo funny. Little does she know she will now never get a real job that doesn't require her to use her mouth in the "service" industry.
CEO: Johnson, bring me the resume of that young lady who interviewed the other day.
Johnson: Sir, we Googled her name and found out she is an urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: We can't hire that slut to be our new VP! Well, at least we'll see her at Scores. How about that resume of that guy who interviewed yesterday?
Johnson: Same problem sir, he's a toolbag urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: Call him back for another interview . . . and when he shows up, let's beat him with a lead pipe.
Johnson: Sir, we Googled her name and found out she is an urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: We can't hire that slut to be our new VP! Well, at least we'll see her at Scores. How about that resume of that guy who interviewed yesterday?
Johnson: Same problem sir, he's a toolbag urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: Call him back for another interview . . . and when he shows up, let's beat him with a lead pipe.
by HatesFBUpdaters February 4, 2010
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Dude, did you just see that? I just scored a whole court shot!
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You've just been promoted to God Status
by ZedZed February 1, 2013
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"But I thought you were working on a novel?" Nameless, uninformed person asks.
"Dude, I gave that up months ago. Update your status."
"Dude, I gave that up months ago. Update your status."
by Charmayne K. April 13, 2010
Get the update your status mug.A series of impossibly bad events one after the other. Based on the popular movie, "The Land Before Time". In it, the young dinosaur Little Foot, is victim to a chain of horrible events like being attacked by a T-Rex, witnessing an earthquake, watching his mother die, being separated from his only family, going on the biggest journey of his life without adults or anyone to protect him and being attacked by that same T-Rex twice more.
Friend A: "Dude, I got pulled over for speeding today, then the cop arrested me for holding my friend's pot, then my girlfriend dumped me for missing our date while I was in jail."
Friend B: "Sorry man, that's Land Before Time Status."
Friend B: "Sorry man, that's Land Before Time Status."
by dinoSOAR? August 30, 2010
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Ron Smith: Solves you right you Status abuser
John Smith: is getting into the car
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Ron Smith: Solves you right you Status abuser
by errington1010 March 26, 2010
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Oh, sorry I didn't answer my phone. I was on the other line with the boo status.
Oh you know Raheem? Yea girl, he got that boo status.
Oh you know Raheem? Yea girl, he got that boo status.
by Lindsational January 26, 2009
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