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Netflix Stalk

When one becomes so obsessed with a single actor or director (or composer) that the amount of movies they watch from those individuals becomes borderline stalking.
"Phillip Seymour Hoffman is in some of my favorite movies. Doubt, Pirate Radio, and now MoneyBall. Time to Netflix stalk him for other great films."

"After I saw The Dark Knight and realized that Chris Nolan also made The Prestige I Netflix Stalked him for two whole weeks until I saw everything he ever made. I LOVE CHRISTOPHER NOLAN!"
by Mookdaruch October 5, 2011
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status-stalk

When you immediately get a phone call or text message from the same person EVERYTIME you update your status.
Meg: "I'm totally afraid to update my status on facebook now..."

Jill: "Why is that?"

Meg: "Every time I update it Joe calls or texts to comment on it... it's like he's status-stalking me."
by caranet July 8, 2009
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Stalk-O

A pastime by which tacos are obtained, and consumed while stalking someone in a bush.
Did you see that new girl, I think I might go stalk-o her later.
by Stalk-o INC. May 26, 2021
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selfie stalk

Pretending to take a selfie while actually taking a picture of the person behind you, without their knowledge
Larissa selfie stalked the cute guy at Starbucks in line behind her.
by Dandy320 October 5, 2015
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stalking the book

adding over 500 friends on facebook, people you don't even know, so that you can spend hours scanning through their posted pictures and reading their comments
by foe stigmund August 8, 2009
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stalk - flattered

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.
delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...
by mylove2011 December 20, 2010
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stalk block

this occurs when the person you're trying to stalk on facebook doesn't have their photos on public.

similar to a cock block.
Jessica: ugh Tiffany doesn't have her photos on public. now i can't see them ;~;

Taeyeon: omg what a stalk block!!!!!111!!!@!`%^&
by TOFUck September 30, 2011
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