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Candy Stain

A stain caused in a females underwear caused by excitement.

Hence female jizz!!!
I've candy stained more women than a million dollar rap star.
by Moshae Music June 9, 2010
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Monkey Stain

The wet stain left by a woman's vagina.
The girl on the back of that motorcycle is leaving a monkey stain on his shirt.
by Gordon MF Shumway June 26, 2018
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Whore stain

A stain of semen, blood, food, ect. on the clothes or belonging of a skank, slut, whore, hooker, ect.

Usually a whore stain can happen at anytime, during sex, eating (sometimes can be sexual, like if she/he is fat), rape, bjs (whore stain on the mouth), anywhere a cock has touched the outside/inside of her/his body, ect.

Or a whore stain can happen during examination of a dead hooker body, when the investigators use that light thingy over their body that shows semen, blood, stains...

Or during sex with various people, or person if you do one after the other.
Smarly's whore stain is showing again, she's doing another guy in the room next to ours...
by slipperydick November 23, 2011
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Morri-stain

The collective noun for a group of wankers. It is a portmanteau of the name of the Australian prime minister, and the word “stain”. Acknowledging his frequent pants accidents, such as the unfortunate Endgadine Maccas incident.
The LNP cabinet is a complete “morri-stain” of wankers
by mountianbikeman April 17, 2021
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pee stain

A lemon yellow stain in a mans white under pants from not shaking the dew off the lilly well enough. This can also be seen in women's panties where she fails to wipe the pee from her bearded clam after urinating.
Holy shit did you see the pee stain in the crotch of Cindy's panties? That's nasty!
by JoeyBomm June 14, 2020
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Dick stain

by Deez.biscuits May 23, 2018
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secret stain

Secret wank stains sometimes found in absurd locations.

If one can collect enough stains it is said he or she will be rewarded in buckets of gold and a man's weight of sapphire.
Secret stains are as perhaps assumed quite secretive, and most visible during early daylight. If one is to confirm something is indeed a stain of the sort one has to smell to recognize the unique tuna signature of the wank stain.
I was lurking about in Teena's flat when, through carefull investigation and sniffing, I found several secret stains.
by fa la felicidad September 14, 2014
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