Banambla Squash

Athletic events/competitions pitting adult male teams with young boy teams.

Bobby and his “dad” are entering the Banambla Squash-Volleyball Tournament together next month.

by WinkWankWonkerDude June 15, 2021

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squash tarts

A generic Pop Tart that has an unpleasant tasting filling and looks as if it flattened rather than rose during baking.

I hate it whenever mom buys those generic squash tarts that taste like the flavor was all squashed out.

by anonymous December 27, 2024

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Turd squash

The royal family of turdsquash, the high rulers of the lands of turd and squash

you're such a fucking turd squash

by Samsauce September 27, 2022

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Shit Nut Squash

“You fucking kids nowadays have it so fucking easy back in my day we used to have Shit Nut Squash for thanksgiving”

by YungDirtyJeezuz January 5, 2023

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Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

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To become a couch potato until further notice.

Usually given as an order/instruction by a parent, authority figure or even a personal companion who is asking you to stay put for an indefinite amount of time.

I went to pick up frozen yogurt and bumped into her and the kids and they tagged along and I had to take them a bunch of places.

Why didn’t you tell them to squash themselves?

by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 22, 2023

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