Sandy Vagina

To have sand in one's vagina means to be bothered, annoyed, or angry about something. The vagina in question is a proverbial vagina; people of either gender can have a sandy vagina.

"I have sand is my vagina" is synonymous with "I'm pissed off", "I'm annoyed" etc. Often shortened to "I have sand"

I have sand in my vagina about people asking stupid questions at work.

I have vaginal sand because So'n'so is being a real jerk to me.

That's not cool at all. I have sand about that.

I have a sandy vagina because I missed out on a promotion.

by Gats-pie April 18, 2006

spanky

Term of endearment referring to a male's masturbatory habits.

Hey, Spanky. You think you can drop that lotion long enough to hit the clubs tonight?

by mymindisglowing June 1, 2003

Sandy Snatch

A gentleman that is acting like, not only does he possess a vagina, but there is a lot of uncomfortable sand inside of it.

Someone who is behaving either cranky, whiny, or just really moody.

A good way to tell your male friends to stop acting like a little bitch.

"Craig is such a sandy snatch, you'd think he was the center of the universe or something."

"Dude, can you grow a pair and stop being such a sandy snatch?"

by kitten9mm September 6, 2009

CP Sandy

Aka a Chicken Parm Sandwitch. A delicious peice of Chicken Parm between two burger buns.

Ain't nothin better.

"I just ate 4 CP Sandy's and i'm not gonna shit 'em til i can't take it any longer. I wanna savour those mother fuckers in my belly for weeks."

by Kevin Hinman March 24, 2005

Spandecular

Adjective describing a person, place, thing, or event that is far more abundant, extravagant, or stupendous than anticipated. An outcome that greatly exceeds one's expectations. Literally relating to or resembling a length of ten spans.

John's music is always great, but his latest CD is simply spandecular.

by Osun Thyruss November 21, 2010

Spandextin

A magical Kingdom where all women wear spandex. Usually found on a college campus.

Brah, welcome to Spandextin!

by Propitious13 April 1, 2011

Spandangaling

To describe how amazing something can be, a word used not everyday, as to be 'Spandangaling' something has to be legendary, this can include how hilarious or memorable something will be.

David scores a goal on FIFA, on legendary difficulty, using a goalkeeper...
David screams 'SPANDANGALING' whilst dancing in his man cave.

by Kraig Brown October 9, 2011