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sniper fire

A term used to describe an event that that actually never happened, but in your mind you think that it did. Usually a tactic used by liars and and people with an insecure feeling about themselves.
Hillary - I had to duck from all that sniper fire that was coming at me.
or
Monica - Bill,Here's a victory cigar you can smoke to celebrate Hillary's escape from all that sniuper fire - sorry it smells.
by Major Dave March 27, 2008
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Carpet Sniffer

A Carpet Sniffer is a Muslim, That's it, a fucking towel head.
"Allah Akbar" *Explosions* "Fuckin Carpet sniffer blowing up those civilians."
by Muslim-Killer September 1, 2018
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queef sniffer

a fast talking asshole who's a pain in the ass and literally enjoys the putrid stench of gaseous queef emissions.
that guy's a giant queef sniffer, I think he was in my american history class last semester.
by ronnie_e May 16, 2009
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Christian Brutal Sniper

A character created by the youtuber, "KelThuzadMadness", is based on the Sniper class of Team Fortress 2. Wielding weapons varying from a Homewrecker to the Scotsman's Skullcutter to his infamous Tribalman's Shiv, this RED Sniper is known to go off killing members of the BLU team, and his own comrades as well as members of Freak Fortress 2.

Always enters while suspended upside down with his radio tuned to 85.2, playing his theme song, "Millionaires Holiday", and receiving a Crit as he falls down. After referencing mssnor's, "Sniper is Genius," he goes off murdering the people around him, decapitating them to experiment with their corpse. He is known to have a one-side friendship with a RED Spy, always denying the fact he puts blood on his suit.
why the hell is he christian?
"Mmm...just like Christmas morning"

-Christian Brutal Sniper
by FLboi096 June 30, 2010
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jock sniffer

These are the guys that stand with their arms crossed in antique stores while their wives shop. They are wearing college football sweatshirts and caps to make a point that they are sacrificing their stupid game to do something for their old ladies. They are also concerned about looking queer, and don't want anyone to get the wrong impression. It's hilarious to talk to them while patronizing the store.
"Check out these cool old duck decoys and bottles, dude." Oh, wait. "Hey, man. I'm not like that, OKAY??" Oh, Oh a jock sniffer. Hmmmmm.
by running out of patience March 25, 2008
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cock sniffer

One who injests the fumes of the penis vigorously through their nostrils, up until the point where the cock gets vacuumed up into their nose, eventually stabbing the sniffers brain until they die a horrible cock-sniffy death.
Detective: I'm sorry Maam. I appears your daughter was killed in a cock-sniffing accident.

Mother: Whats that? Oh sorry, I was sniffing your cock.
by Cocksniff-Ologist June 24, 2003
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Pube Sniffer

Someone who likes to roll up pubic hairs and smoke the odor so they can taste their own balls in their mouths after a good smoke.
My friend George just rolled up a fat One. But i dont want to smoke it because he is such a Pube Sniffer
by Ian Cowie July 28, 2006
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