slushie guys

the YouTube channel of Tyler Joseph who is the singer from the well known band twenty one pilots
have you seen that i renew commercial parody by the slushie guys? it's hilarious!
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Shower Slushy

When men rub one out while in the shower, they make a "Shower Slushy".
Man, leave that fool be, he in there making a Shower Slushy!
by SLorentz611 January 29, 2021
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Slushy stick

James Charles: Please let me suck your slushy stick!
Straight Guys: My slushy stick is for girls only

James Charles: But, I’m a celebrity...

Straight Guys: I’m going to go call the cops now
by SquirrelButter August 04, 2019
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Savannah Slushie

A Savannah Slushie occurs when two or more menstruating strippers give a man a lap dance. This leaves a red mixture on the recipients lap. Afterwards, this person will ideally become very drunk and pee their pants to complete the slushie. Variants of the slushie may include the person vomiting on the pants. In parts of Tokyo, diarrhea may be involved.

It is recommended to discard the pants after a night that involves a Savannah Slushie.
My best friend went out last night, wearing a sharp looking polo shirt and a real fine pair of Patagonia shorts. Little did he know his night would conclude with a Savannah Slushie. He was about to throw the pants into a dumpster, but we have word that the Smithsonian museum has requested the pants for a new exhibit.
by JeffsAccount July 15, 2019
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San Francisco Slushie

When someone, usually male, takes a fatal amount of laxatives and starts to shit out his intestines, a technique my dominatrix taught me (her name is Barbara).
"When you're feeling bonged up just turn into a San Francisco Slushie!" "I think imma die!"
by STompy rompy March 29, 2025
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Russian ear wax slushy

When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry
I would love some Russian ear wax slushy
by Yea I’m luekgsvsbbsnsn May 13, 2021
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Afghanistan Slushie

A variety of chlamydia, gential warts, herpes, hep c. That lead to your goals turning soft before they fall off.
Did you hear that Zach had caught an Afghanistan Slushie from that call girl.
by Get real 23 April 30, 2025
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