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Slippery Naked Guy

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About a 2 on the scare o' meter
Ach! Catch thee a glimpse of that slippery naked guy back there?
by Demon Sasquatch January 24, 2010
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slippery hitler

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The act of taking your sweaty penis and plopping it on some bodies upper lip while they're sleeping and leaving your dick cheese behind when u remove it
Anthony: i gave that cunt a slippery Hitler she was flabbergasted.
Cunt: Anthony gave me a slippery Hitler it was discusting.
by DeadyBearMan. February 18, 2008
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Slippery whore

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A whore that is hard to wrangle.
Is the slippery whore that I donated my jizz to staying there?
by Slipperywhore April 26, 2022
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slippery bagel

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When a man cums in his dates mouth, who then in turn spits the said cum back in his asshole whilst inserting a large dildo.
“Jim and James were drunk last night and gave each other slippery bagels”

“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”

listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”

“ you disgusting slippery bagel”
by Woaks May 29, 2018
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Slippery Wombat

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"Damn man, that little fella looks slick.""

"Yeah man, I'd keep him on a leash...but he's a pretty slippery wombat. The leash just slides right off."
by THE Slippery Wombat April 19, 2019
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The Slippery Gac

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A variation of the Parisian Soft-Sword.

Prepare the Parisian Soft-Sword as normal, but instead of using it, ask her to make you a sandwich. When she returns with your sandwich, make sure that you're covered in body oil. When she asks why, slap her in the face as per the traditional Parisian Soft-Sword method, and run away with the sandwich before she can react.
Bro #1: I was going to give here the Parisian Soft-Sword last night, but I decided to go with The Slippery Gac instead.

Bro #2: What type of sandwich did you get?

Bro #1: Turkey, although I didn't eat most of it because of the splash damage.
by Beringer2 September 25, 2010
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slippery ghecko

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When you’re balls deep in your mrs while in the shower and pull your dick out and shove it in her ass and she tries to climb up the glass
Oh yeah have you ever slippery gheckoed your mrs it’s mad
by Flogaretti October 21, 2017
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