slippery gertrude

It is the ultimate sexual act where a man ejaculates onto a drum stick and then shoves it up his wife's pussy. The wife then menstruates into a box of stove to stuffing and they stuff that inside a whole duck. They bake it then proceed to eat the meal. They eat nothing else until the meal is excreted. They use the oil from the excrement to make a lubricant. AKA the slippery gertrude

For thanksgiving this year, me and my wife doing the slippery gertrude.

by Ashiok January 17, 2021

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by GIYOEFVDFSGHDFSGHDF NDFSGHKFDS December 28, 2021

sippin mud

chiraq slang for lean

ain't a liquor drink , so im sippin mud (leanin')

by KnoxMurderz April 25, 2016

Slippery Doorknob

Where a man or women puts a mass amount of lube on their fist and the other man or women then proceeds to sit on that fist while it glides gently up their booty.

Curt: My buttholes feeling a little tight right now.

Austin: Well I can fix that right up with a slippery doorknob!

by pattyrick2313 March 17, 2010

sipping from the joy juice

drinking alcohol (to get drunk)

"I can see Tina's been sipping from the joy juice."
"Why's that?"
"She's hitting on Mark's stepdad."

by lostc December 18, 2004

henny sipper

One who sips straight Henny, usually over the rocks(ice) and out of a small 4 to 6 ounce glass.

"Teflon is the material for the imperial.. mic ripper, girl stripper, the Henny Sipper.."

Lame Friend: "Damn, you've been drinkin Hennessy for 7 hours now and you seem fine!"
TZ: "Oh Hell yeah, just call me the Henny Sipper.."

by TZ January 19, 2005

Fuzzy Slippers

From the cartoon, Hey Arnold!
Fuzzy Slippers is Gerald Johanson's mysterious informant, who provides him with urban knowledge of a wide variety of subjects, including urban legends and advice about local people. We never do see Fuzzy Slippers throughout the show, and only hear reference to him from Gerald.

Gerald: "See Arnold, I told you, Frankie G is bad news; Fuzzy Slippers tells no lies man."
Arnold: You're a bold kid Gerald, a bold kid.
Gerald: Wait a minute, that's my line.
Arnold: Oh yea.

Gerald is the keeper of the tales of the urban legends, which he has learned from Fuzzy Slippers. The urban legends include: Wheezing Ed, Stoop Kid, Pigeon Man, Big Caesar, Monkeyman, and Ghost Bride.

by ZmanIsTheMan April 20, 2009