In the winter Olympics of life, you're always going for the gold, but sometimes you just have to settle for slopey seconds.
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Get the slimey mongrel mug.When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
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Get the slipry scissors mug.When two females grind and rub their genitalia together after one or both have received seaman internally
Those two chicks really have a slipry scissors going on after those guys creampied them at this party !
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