Vehicle Skiing

When your cars tires yeet off the street and you go spinning through the rain.

"YO dad im sorry i wreked your car. I went vehicle skiing and it commited the big destroi."

by avengethetaco May 1, 2019

Skiing the Alps

Snorting cocaine.

Nicole Kidman looks like she's skiing the alps on the pictures showing powder on her face.

by Few Words August 13, 2010

ski bully

THAT guy (or girl) everyone hates! He cuts the lift line, he cuts you off on the slope, he never apologizes ... He has no regard for others happiness while at their favorite ski resort. (Actually, he's probably a snowboarder.)

Did you see that?! That skier literally pushed that snowboarder down and kicked snow in his face. What a "ski bully!"

Or

"It's 9 O'Clock and the lift is turning... get out of my way! You Suck! I'm the BEST! I deserve fresh tracks." -- Ski Bully (see www.skibully.com)

by C Stanford February 28, 2017

ski bummer

A man who skis up behind women bumping into them accidentally on purpose.

oh sorry babe Im just learning. my names Neil...Im a ski bummer

by fu manchu magic June 17, 2020

Ski Bopper

A bopper is someone who gives a guy head or jacks them off. If you were sitting on the couch in the middle, making the hand movements as if you were skiing, than a ski-bopper is someone who jacks two guys off at the same time.

Caitlin just totally gave Mike and John a ski bopper on the couch.

by Lynsey Lou Who January 12, 2011

ski bunny

A girl who goes up to a ski mountain not to ski, but to pick up guys.

The ski bunny hooked up with some of the mountain's ski bum instructors.

by hapanelly December 7, 2006

Ski trip

Combining LSD and cocaine.

While everybody else is hippie flipping (combining mushrooms and MDMA) or candy flipping (combining LSD and MDMA), we’re on a ski trip.

by occupationother February 16, 2019