thwalking

The ability and willingness to think and walk simultaneously in an orderly manner. An essential skill for the noble and humble.

When l go thwalking, l think and walk in a orderly manner.

by Mick Knucklehead January 4, 2016

Shaking Murphi

v.t. to "mainline" low grade black tar heroin, usually in the men's room of a trainstaion with ditry toilet water

"dude, some asshole was shaking murphi in there." -or- "umm. . . . lets pawn the T.V. . . . . . so we can shake some more murphi."

by broseph duder June 19, 2008

Shaking the Change

Male masturbation.

If you put a handful of change in your front pocket and shake it, it looks like masturbation.

I walked in on my friend shaking the change to some hentai porn. Hella awkward.

by FuzzyYellowDuck December 17, 2008

Shaking the Gadget

Ostensibly, this refers to the use of an exercise device that you shake to build muscled arms.

On the other hand, it could also refer to an activity one does by yourself.

"How did you get such strong forearm muscles?"

"Um, shaking the gadget."

by Language Man July 30, 2009

shaking my snowglobe

handjob or jacking off

Bro, when that girl was shaking my snowglobe last night, she kept laughing and it was very weird.

by bigpenis4u September 4, 2010

snalking

Stalking a person via a social network.

The only reason many people create Facebook accounts is for snalking former high school or college flames.

by rigs297 September 11, 2011

Shwerking

Shitting while twerking, usually resulting in projectile elimination on all facets of the bathroom, including up the wall.

Ain't no way I'm using that stall. Squeeshah been shwerking in there after a hard night at Taco Bell.

by discgolfdc April 13, 2016