Top Shelf

When a female is sitting on your face, you lift her up to get tongue access to her butt hole.

Caity was sitting on my face last night so I put that bitch up on the top shelf

by 9kButtEater July 12, 2012

shole

sure

"I shole wouldnt mind tappin' that ass"

by Yannick Noah July 5, 2003

Top Shelf

1. The top part of the net in hockey.

2. Where momma keeps the peanut butter and I keep the pornos.

Ex. 1
Fred Cusick: Neely scores top shelf.

Ex. 2
Random Fellow: They scored top shelf, where momma keeps the peanut butter and I keep the pornos.

by The Sugabear April 29, 2010

Shelf Butt

a bum that sticks out i.e like a shelf.

"you could set your glass on that shelf butt"

by Scottski.M April 2, 2009

shelf

An ass that utterly defies gravity

<guy1>damn look at the shelf on that one.
<guy2>i know it just... sits up.
<guy1>call schmack we gotta tell him about this one.

by Grill March 13, 2005

Shoff swap

When having sexual intercouse and one switches from the vagina to the anus quickly and then looking at your penis to judge if analingus is safe.

"I can't beleive he tried a shoff swap on me, but when it came out clean he made me forget my concern."

by LesserGod March 1, 2005

last chicken on the shelf

a word to describe someone who is very unattractive, who no one wants to date... a minger
the last person anyone would go out with

alan looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

by Rambo's mum October 18, 2007