Shmeckel freckles

A minor case of sh*t d*ck.

Yo, last night I put just the tip in her bum and when I pulled out she farted and gave me shmeckel freckles.💩🤢

by Anonymousleader Shitshowery November 14, 2022

Shmuck puppet

Someone of extremely low intelligence who needs other people to dictate their lives for them.

You’re a shmuck puppet, wait for me and hold the door open otherwise I can’t get in.

by Hgray0905 May 13, 2023

Shmellow Shmack

The act of taking a burning hot marshmellow( prefferably melting off the stick or on fire) and smacking your friend in the face with the marshmellow.

ross: hey nick can i get a marshmellow.
nick: yea here *Shmellow Shmack*

by sniper2207 February 5, 2012

Big Shmonk

-Head prophet of Lord Jah himself.
- Uses boof to lead the other Jahseist Brothers to Jahradise itself ( Sacred place of Jahseism).
-Top scientist in Jahology.
-The one chosen to take Gekyume from High Priestess Cleo and train him to his full potential.

Yo its Big Shmonk, destroyer of non-believers, and all who oppose Jahsehsm.

by Big Shmonk March 5, 2019

Oot ma shmack

To be out your face on drugs (usually ecstasy)

‘Aw mate a was oot ma shmack after a took that eccie on the weekend’

by GlegsaJunkie August 7, 2018

Shmackel

Mr. Jiggledaddy, Rumple foreskin, the one-eyed monster, your COCK!!!!!! (Can also be used as an insult to describe a dumbass.)

"Hey baby, wanna ride my shmackel?"
"Look at that shmackel there, what a dumb ass"

by Jayden November 2, 2003

shmonker doodle

A person, usually tall or overweight, who always ends up being a bafoon in serious situations.

The shmonker doodle was physically removed from the funeral service for laughing hysterically during the final prayer.

by Jared Sill June 22, 2006