Shitastic

The word you use when you’re just having a fantastic shit

Bob: bro I had a shitastic shit yesterday

Marty: no way bob I’m so happy for you

by Best motherfucker May 24, 2018

Shitreacting

The act of reacting to a Facebook post with an inappropriate reaction. Usually done on shitposts.

Monica is enjoying shitreacting with the cry react on all the “they did surgery on a grape” memes in Facebook groups.

by Mesialesi November 30, 2018

Shitastrophe

When someone is not clean during anal sex

It was her first time having anal sex. Omg it was a shitastrophe

by Black Butter January 26, 2019

Shitastrophe

An avoidable unpleasant event that becomes a catastrophe then escalates into a shit show.

When left with no choice but to turn the presentation over to his incompetent colleague, James worried that the annual business meeting would turn from a necessary but boring report out to a shitastrophe, and he was correct.

by SMBR June 29, 2019

shitpost

a shit post is when a dude makes lots of memes that are dead
sorta?

"Hey did you see Charile shitposting?"
"Yes carl hes such a mother fucking shit poster"

by yesmeyoueveryone January 16, 2020

shitpost.in

An Instagram meme page. They post shit that makes you laugh so hard that you will literally shit.

Me: That guy fell off the toilet in that latest shitpost.in post and made me shit myself from laughter.
Friend: Haha... Okay, I think I'll go follow shitpost.in and see what you're talking about.

300 people have died of Corona so far. 100000 are presumed to be infected.

by - Anonyn - February 2, 2020

Shitpostistent

Adjective describing a persistent shitposter.

His self-quotes are meaningless, but he's shitpostistent.

by CaroRio March 11, 2020