knick knack shite

Any item given to you by either a mother, grandmother or crazy old aunt that is meant for public display. Usually small in nature and MADE IN CHINA.
Said item may or may not:
1. light up
2. glow in the dark
3. be in the shape of an animal
4. be covered in fur or metallic paint
5. be at home sitting on a doily
6. be highly breakable
7. be indestructible
8. be extremely useless and ugly
A light up plastic church that changes colour over time is knick knack shite.
by Skoogle December 23, 2008
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Shite come bloud

A series of secret code words to be used in certain scenarios; as such.

Shite - This word is commonly used when you take a shit in your mother's mouth while cumming bloody semen in her vagina, or arse, hence the phrase; Shite come bloud. (Shit cum blood)

Come - Commonly used when a man is having a massive, uncontrollable orgasm, and is cumming shit out of his penis. His arse is bleeding; hence the phrase; Come Shite Bloud. (Cum Shit Blood)

Bloud - When the queen of England elopes and has a massive orgasm from her ears, and her lungs melt to sludge and shit and cum and blood. Hence the phrase...do I even have to say it???
That guy Shite come bloud with the Queen yesterday..freaks me out bro.
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shut your shite

To encourage someone to refrain from talking further codswallop.
Bill : I was approached by a scout last weekend during football training and he asked me if i wanted to sign a contract with Manchester United !

Ben : Shut your shite, you lying bastard.
by gobshite March 02, 2005
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propa fuckin shite

When somebody is so unbelievably bad at something.
P1: *Falls off of the map by accident*
P2: Ah you're propa fuckin shite at this game, innit
by nonr_ November 12, 2019
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Muphin Shite Knut

Crappy computer. Shite is rarely used.
Dammit MUPHIN KNUUUUT!
by Shorty September 20, 2003
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generically shite band

Kyuss are a generically shite band
by loketar April 14, 2011
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