Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters

When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.

by R. Keefe November 30, 2005

whats shakin your bacon my homeskillet?

whats up?, whats going on?

hey!
whats shakin your bacon my homeskillet?

by sharunr04 August 4, 2004

Shaking

When your quaking and shook at the same time

"Did you see the Kardashian 10 year anniversary special I was shaking the whole time."

by Annora Wiston September 26, 2017

Shaking the vending machine

Having sex with a fat chick.

In either case, there is usually snacking involved afterward.

When you get too drunk or just simply its been a while you may end up "shaking the vending machine".

by km22 May 18, 2011

shaking in my boots

SHOOK!!!!!!
SHE JUST TOLD ME THE TEA!!!!!
PRESSED ABOUT THE NEWS
DILEMMA

BRUH HE REALLY DID THAT??? I'M SHAKING IN MY BOOTS SIS!!

by DRIPPYGAL02 July 19, 2017

Shading

Throwing shade.

Dragging.
Roasting

The bitch is shading meeeeeeeeee.

by confusedbitches January 9, 2019

shaving sex

To shave a womens arse whilst fucking her

whilst we fuck can i shave your arse

by little tit of the internet October 30, 2003