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gone pear-shaped

UK slang (London)

To go wrong, to be victims of Murphy's Law. Often heard for the lips of actors in Brit crime flicks and cop shows Origin obscure.
"Bloody Hell it's the sweeny, it's all gone pear shaped"
by black flag June 26, 2004
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sharted

when you fart so hard that a little piece of shit comes out
oh no, i just sharted all over my undershorts
by paul t. January 27, 2004
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Shared Sacrifice

Everyone give up the goods so me and my friends can have more. (Typically spoken by elected officials or upper management)
Elected Official to Constituents: "We all have to pay a little more in property taxes. It's a small shared sacrifice so we can keep teachers, firefighters, and police officers on the payroll".

Elected Official to Staff: "Pay raises for everyone, and if you need me, I'll be investigating our Sister City in the Bahamas".
by Putyourbrainon73 July 10, 2010
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Shaned

The act of eating massive quantities of food in a very brief amount of time by taking great white shark sized bites out of the food item being consumed.

Secondary Definition:

To make food disappear instantaneously.
When the Zorf offered a half sandwich to Hoof Hearted it was intercepted by Migraine Headache Boy and shaned before Hoof Hearted could verbally respond to the offered sandwich.

Bob was starving after a hard day at work stuffing down pillows. Upon arriving home he proceeded to order an extra large pizza. When it arrived, he immediately shaned it. Authorities were unable to find any trace of said pizza...
by The Zorf Hath Spoken September 23, 2010
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sharted

when you shit and fart at the same time
jimmy sat down and thought he farted but he really sharted
by heaven 01 May 13, 2005
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sharted

when u try to fart and a little shit comes out
Dude we gotta go i sharted, ??, tryed to fart and little shit came out
by steadler0 February 19, 2008
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Shaved Harambe

When your tits are out, your dicks are out, but life is still a meaningless void which hope cannot penetrate.
My meal card isn't good at Quiznos? Literally NOBODY has it worse than I do. Life is such a Shaved Harambe bro.
by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder February 8, 2017
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