Slabber

Someone who owns, drives, and derives their personality around their slab.

My homeboy Amirkhan owns a slab, which makes him a slabber.

Does anybody have a place where a slabber could post up his ass?

by Super awesome spongetard November 9, 2024

Sharberry

It's like a shart but it doesn't leave your buttcheeks.

That was a close one I thought it was a shart and I was gonna have to change my undies, but fortunately it was just a sharberry.

by ZurnofDeath January 16, 2026

Stabbergasted

The feeling of being stabbed in the back by someone you trusted, who unexpectedly turned against you.

Man, I feel so stabbergasted right now....how could you do this to me?

by OG_Stabbergasted July 2, 2025

stabber

a stabber is someone who is a stabber (normally on the first date)

"if you use this your a stabber on the first date"

by FirstDateStabber111 October 31, 2025

Feutus Stabber

Someone who has sex with pregnant women

Guy 1- Hey how did ur date with sally go
Guy 2- hehe it went great, managed to get her into bed
Guy 1 - SHES PREGNANT!
Guy 2 - And...
Guy 1 - Dude ur such a feutus stabber

by Hollywattheduece June 2, 2009

shit stabber

A man who is gay but does not acknowledge it. Men who fuck women up the arse and still think they are straight.

He says he is straight but he really is a shit stabber (gay).

by Jacob28 January 4, 2015

pie stabber

Another phrase for nose

Keep your pie stabber out of this

by helsteeth April 6, 2017