Semi

A bitch, a barcode boi who spends all his money on Fortnite and doesn’t have a house and is poor he has a girlfriend named fian

You’re such a barcode boi. I looked at home and got a semi.

by Drugdealer12345678910 August 15, 2019

Semi Precious Weapons

An up-and-coming glam-rock band, with songs "Magnetic Baby", "Semi Precious Weapons", and more. Consisting of: Justin Tranter (Vocals), Cole Whittle (Bass), Dan Crean (Drums), Stevy Pyne (Background Vocal, Guitar)

Sid: Omigod, great new glam rock band.
Idiot: Glam Rock is retarded.
Sid: Really? Then why do you have Semi Precious Weapons on your iPod! Ha!

by GlamRockAintDead March 18, 2009

nursing a semi

when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.

Man, i was nursing a semi when that chic got out of the pool

by Trudub August 29, 2006

Samik

A NERD

Jacob: Oh I want to be a Samik one day.
Samik: You wish.

by 1729PROBIOTICS February 5, 2020

Semibisexual

No one actually uses this, using this term is a excuse to over complicate your sexuality. If you use this term, just say you are straight, gay, or lesbian.

Person 1: “I’m semibisexual!”
Person 2: “Shut the hell up.”

by xin is here September 6, 2021

semi porn

anything that causes a semi-boner or what is know as the chubbs.

Looking at the hood rat is like semi porn

by ninjalotus April 2, 2009

Semika

Semika is a Sri Lankan prodigy, he wears pants that all women wear. he also is sexually attracted to bisexual blue whales. His beauty makes all the girls (and some boys) stair at him. It has been proven that any girl that have R in there name gets sexually attracted to Semika because of his admirable Sri Lankan Body. It does not matter how much he eats he never gets fucking fat. He gets an erection every time he looks at his expensive shoes like his Lebrons. his friends said that he moans every time he sees french fries dipped in pudding. Every time he sees soda he always wants to bust down and masturbate. Every night Semika unplugs his Xbox One S and sleeps with it if you know what I mean.

Human1: Hey, want to try french fries dipped in pudding?

Semika: Sure!

Semika: "Moans really loud"

Human2: what in the hell is wrong with him.

by Chanidu Gamage April 24, 2019