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30 seconds to mars

30 seconds to mars Its a fast trip and men are from mars. So its like quick sex. ;
by steph bug September 1, 2006
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sloppy seconds

The seif-proclaimed Kings of Junk Rock, hailing from Indianapolis, Indiana, blasting out three chord musical hooks more than Grandpa's tacklebox.
The musical group, Sloppy Seconds, is the best punk rock band in the world.
by kelly williams December 6, 2003
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sloppy seconds

getting to someones mom after they have already creamed her
dude, ur mom is nothing but sloppy seconds now
by g-unit!!! April 3, 2006
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sloppy seconds

Sex with someone who'd rather be with someone else, i.e., with someone whose first choice you aren't.
by Sandy September 15, 2003
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Two Seconds In Jersey.

The fact that anyone weaker than you wouldn't last two seconds in jersey.
Hey Billy whats wrong?", "My mom just passed away....".,"You wouldn't last Two Seconds In Jersey.
by Bmilllz May 20, 2011
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Putin's Sloppy Seconds

Trump after his first 4 years of his presidency.
The majority of America will vote for Biden, because they don't want 'Putin's Sloppy Seconds'.
by TheImmortalARQ October 25, 2020
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Ohno-seconds

Ohno-second is the period of time that is spent waiting for the debit or credit card you just submitted for payment to respond - hopefully with the word "approved", and hopefully not "payment declined" (Oh No!) The ohno seconds are usually spent mentally reviewing your account balances and recent purchases or date of your automatic deposit. MUCH longer than a nano-second, this word is most appropriate while being at the front of a long line in a store with people looking over your shoulder and the pimple-faced clerk glaring at you as if to say "I know YOU can't afford this purchase, loser".
I started to sweat during the ohno-seconds waiting for my card to be accepted while I was standing in line at WalMart with 50.00 worth of melting Ben & Jerry's! Oh no, did that rent check go through yet?"
by Philly Mojo August 19, 2008
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