Sesil

A total and complete knobhead who has no respect for others and has zero common sense or intelligence

Chloe : my boyfriend spent all day yesterday messaging other girls on snapchat whilst I was still there

You: really? Ew. He’s such a sesil!

by Urbanfucktionary February 8, 2018

why so secular?

A play off of The Dark Knight's famous line "Why so serious?". The phrase is said in response to something that is blatantly secular, leaving any and all religion completely out of the picture, even when it doesn't make sense.

The other day I saw a (not-so-) Christmas card with the words "Happy Holidays" and a picture of a cactus wreath on it. Why so secular?

by NobodyInParticular... November 8, 2009

seckle

To settle for second-best

Man we had to seckle a lot tonight... first Golden Mountain instead of Chins, and now Friendly's instead of Rita's...

by MattFP July 15, 2005

Seilly

A "Seily" would get aroused by shoulder blades

The human embodiment of the word "simp".

A child with no friends because of his own doing.

May shit themselfs from time to time (mostly under the influence)

Considered by all a "simp".

"He wouldnt stop simping for G(14) and turned on his friends for the sake of the argument, he is such a seilly".

by Yellow northface July 14, 2020

scilf

schoolgirl id like to fuck

oh my god wot a scilf!

by deanieboy February 24, 2006

scilence

To scilence someone is to win an argument using a scientific explanation.

Man: "I think you're a faggot."

Fag: " No I'm not, obviously."

Man: "Then why are you wearing an aluminium hat?"

Announcer: "Oh, you have just been scilenced, fag lolz!"

by simplythebestatdefinitions March 27, 2011

Neejth (j is scilent)

The patch of skin where the bottom of your ass cheek meets the top of your leg.

while giving my wife a rim job i noticed a tattoo on her Neejth (j is scilent) that said donkey's only.

by poo_c_Juice February 18, 2008