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Sebastian

A really really really really REALLY, attractive guy. A bit two faced, some might say bipolar. Can be rude as fuck but once you know this guy, you’ll want to literally FUCK regardless. Never been more lustful for a guy in my life. Excudes big dick energy. Always wears a do-rag and everytime you see him you just want to do him cowgirl style.
Rachel: “Holy shit! Meghan was caught in a wheelchair after staying at Sebastian’s house!”
Donna: “Damn i call dibs next!”
by hotgirl928392992 March 3, 2019
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Sebastian

a man who wakes up every morning & shits excellence. his daily jimmy dean breakfasts gives him a strength & charismatic touch equivalent to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s. he goes straight home from work & works out for exactly 37 mins, then plays his pc until he’s tired of Tourge’s voice. he’ll then whisper sweet sounds of love into his wife’s ear & quickly fall asleep to repeat the cycle once more.
“wow bertrude, i wish i was married to a Sebastian!”
by blueklenix37 October 26, 2020
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sebastian

sebastian is a racist puff
oi you a fuckin sebastian
by kenterr September 5, 2019
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Sebastian

( Tall)(masculine) (playful) (charismatic) (playboy)
The girls were chatting about that guy and decided he should be known as a Sebastian
by Slaa July 24, 2019
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Sebastian

Some cunt who'll steal a doughnut from you or your sibling. If you're an only child, he'll take it from one of your parents
Surprise surprise! Sebastian's getting back to stealing people's fucking doughnuts. What the hell man!
by TheManWhoChugsBleach420 April 8, 2019
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SEBASTIAN

This name is given to a guy who has weird fetish’s.
Don’t be fooled by his charm because he can be a bit of a queer.

Sebastian will make silly jokes and his ego will grow because he thinks he’s funny.

Sebastian is crazy.

Don’t be like Sebastian.
Guy1: what do you do for fun Sebastian?

Sebastian: I enjoy licking toes.

Guy1: - runs away frantically
by PDKGRL February 28, 2019
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sebastian

the coolest cunt you will ever see also gets mad bitches and the funniest cunt you will fucking see also has the biggest dick
fuckt hat sebastian cunt is the best person to fuck i can't sit down anymore he fucked me so hard 8----------
by Dom69ER November 25, 2018
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