Asian-denying, extremely racist, high speed, funny man, who hangs out with Jean-type people. One who gets highly offended when perceived as not funny...non-funniness due to jokes coming from popsicle sticks. Doesn't like "mean-mugs" and fast food very often. Except for Sonic's "badass gravy".
Dude, that joke was sooooo not funny. What are you, a Scott?
Guy #1: Man, I'm so high speed, I'm such a Scott.
Guy #2: No, you're not. Go back to reading popsicle sticks.
Scott: I don't deny being Asian. I'm not Asian.
Jean: How Keanu Reeves of you, Scotttttt.....
Guy #1: Man, I'm so high speed, I'm such a Scott.
Guy #2: No, you're not. Go back to reading popsicle sticks.
Scott: I don't deny being Asian. I'm not Asian.
Jean: How Keanu Reeves of you, Scotttttt.....
by nicnic2 January 23, 2011

An underachieving dark skinned Hispanic with the morals of a snail who smells like a wild boar who came out of a public transit bathroom. So basically special Ed.
by StrongGotItGoingOn September 19, 2019

Scott is in my ass
by WeeWeeMyPeePee March 1, 2020

Scott is the kind of person who doesn't know when to shut up. He makes inappropriate comments and thinks he knows best. His mediocre banter and average size penis leaves nothing to be desired. Don't be like Scott.
by SlyDawgg July 19, 2018

Many find his presence overwhelming and he’s very fixed in his ways. He’s very logical and intelligent and ascertained to regulations. He’s very astute, recusant, and distinguished for his personality. If there’s one word I’d use to describe him, it’d be auspicious. He demands respect and has zero-tolerance for foolishness. He is love-able with an iron fist, clenched until there’s bitter blood. An affluent prodigy. He is someone who’s very rigid and will never show softness, unless to a very special loved one. Only the ones whom are closest to him understand the power of his will. He is someone that will give you reason over rhyme and offer practically over faith and belief. This is a man who will change your entire character. The commander. Oh, and beware his contagious laughter.
by AaronRedBaron January 1, 2020
