Scott

Asian-denying, extremely racist, high speed, funny man, who hangs out with Jean-type people. One who gets highly offended when perceived as not funny...non-funniness due to jokes coming from popsicle sticks. Doesn't like "mean-mugs" and fast food very often. Except for Sonic's "badass gravy".

Dude, that joke was sooooo not funny. What are you, a Scott?

Guy #1: Man, I'm so high speed, I'm such a Scott.

Guy #2: No, you're not. Go back to reading popsicle sticks.

Scott: I don't deny being Asian. I'm not Asian.

Jean: How Keanu Reeves of you, Scotttttt.....

by nicnic2 January 23, 2011

Scott

An absolute cunt

You know Scott? He’s an absolute cunt

by SausageAndPasta October 29, 2020

Scott

Many find his presence overwhelming and he’s very fixed in his ways. He’s very logical and intelligent and ascertained to regulations. He’s very astute, recusant, and distinguished for his personality. If there’s one word I’d use to describe him, it’d be auspicious. He demands respect and has zero-tolerance for foolishness. He is love-able with an iron fist, clenched until there’s bitter blood. An affluent prodigy. He is someone who’s very rigid and will never show softness, unless to a very special loved one. Only the ones whom are closest to him understand the power of his will. He is someone that will give you reason over rhyme and offer practically over faith and belief. This is a man who will change your entire character. The commander. Oh, and beware his contagious laughter.

Jen: “What’s with his big fat attitude?”
Me: “Oh, that’s just Scott.”

by AaronRedBaron January 1, 2020

Scott

a fucking loser <3 ;D

This guy is such a fucking scott

by hi im jas January 30, 2017

Scott

An underachieving dark skinned Hispanic with the morals of a snail who smells like a wild boar who came out of a public transit bathroom. So basically special Ed.

“Scott why do you think your so appealing?”

by StrongGotItGoingOn September 19, 2019

Scott

Ginger fucking midget cunt, no one loves him (except emmet) hes short asf and no one wants to be around him, hes also annoying asf, hes also a chinky BASTARD

Girl 1: Do you know Scott

Girl 2: Yes why?

Girl 1: Do you like him?

Girl 2: nah hes a ginger cunt

by Definitely not Scott October 29, 2019

Scott

A dude with a small cock. He talks the talk but never walks the walk, he just curls up in a ball and jerks off in the corner all day.

Some dude: “yo you straight actin like a scott”

by Monkly24567 November 15, 2019