Scotch Hotdog

A word referring to the penis of any person from the British Isles from anywhere other than Scotland.

Have you seen that Welsh man's Scotch Hotdog? It's at least a furlong.

by NoxMelo November 12, 2021

Couch Scotch

When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.

Where does Larena live?

Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.

by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021

Hoppity-Scotch

When a girl sits on your d!©k and bounces up and down

We should play Hoppity-Scotch

by TinyNipp July 8, 2021

Scotch

when your a full blown fucking retard and decide to rip off, set up, rought anyone type of shit you will be scotched.

A man who is already allocated the job ...the 7foot big motherfuckin scary psycotic will drug, kidnap, and rape the fuck out of you aka ...a man and upon waking MAJORITY LIKE 99.9% OF THE TIME. this is the most de-masculating fuckin thing ever and if you fuck up enough in the game i swear to god mothefruckers will get you.

hilarious as it is not many are heard about after that...

"Fuck that cunt he owes 10s of thousands and wants to fuckin brag about a big wad of cash, scotch him"
"have you spoken to gary lately? nah heard that motherfucker was scotched"

by Harmony Mills October 19, 2022

Scotch Egg

A delicious (to some people) snack that consists of breadcrumbs around a sausage barrier, and in the centre is a boiled egg.

Person: have you tried a Scotch Egg before?

Other person: I have! It’s very nice!

by Nottellingyoumyname123 June 1, 2022

Inverted scotch egg

A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.

I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.

by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021

Scotch tape

To fuck someone raw with no consent then to fuck then again when there sleeping

I just scotch taped your mother and she loved it

by delilahxs June 15, 2025